2014 Dream Oscar Ballot

Tomorrow are the Academy Award nominations and at this point their success rate is anyone's guess. This year was so uneven that the Oscars have a real chance to think outside of the box and honor some deserving contenders. Or, more likely, they could play it entirely safe and stick within their playhouse of designated Academy fare. 2014 was a better year than they're making it out to be, but you wouldn't guess that by some of the frontrunners.

I could go on complaining or I could present my own choices for the Oscar nominations tomorrow. Nominees below, there are six nominees in each category to spread the love, except Best Actress which had to have seven this year (a "weak year" for women). Winners are bold, runners-up are italicized. Enjoy!


The Best Films of 2014.

Another year comes to a close and compared to other film years, 2014 ranks squarely down the middle. Some of its highest achievements are films I know I'll think about for years to come, while others already seem a forgotten memory. None of the films listed below have to worry, though. Whether they burrowed into my brain, immediately won over my affection, or challenged me enough to feel they had accomplished something, these films below represent (for better or worse) my favorite movies of 2014. Enjoy!


2014 Primetime Emmy Ballot.

Emmy nominations came and went this year with a lot of good and a lot of bad and now we're here inexplicably on a Monday to celebrate the best in television. For a season of television with a lot of highlights, I found that my picks included a lot of the same picks and a lot of old favorites. Below are my picks (and runners-up) for the best in TV over the last year. Enjoy!


2013 Dream Oscar Ballot.

Having now wrapped up my review of the film year that was, I have finally finished my 2013 Oscar ballot in all of the major categories just before the Oscar nominations are announced tomorrow. And boy, was it a doozy. Each category has six nominees (one more than Oscar, but still not enough) with one winner bolded and a runner-up italicized (lest I deprive someone the prestigious honor of being second place on my ballot).

Deciding on a few of these categories was truly heinous (leading actor could have easily merited a three-way tie) while others were utterly vacant (supporting actor continues to be a wasteland). Some of these categories have been set in my mind for a long time while others formed spontaneously as I wrote them which lead to a number of surprises (Spring Breakers with a pretty big technical haul).

Meanwhile, even I was surprised at all the Oscar favorites that didn't drum up my passion and the deserving candidates who surely won't show up tomorrow morning. But our favorites are favorites for a reason, not because awards bodies agree, and so with that I sum up 2013 and lay out my personal choices.


The Best Films of 2013.

The time has come. 2013 has already come to a close, but now that the film year is winding down with awards season, it is the perfect time to reflect on the year as it was. And it was a busy one. As of this posting, I have a list of 105 (!) films that I saw this year (the vast majority of those were free, before you begin thinking that anyone can rightly afford to see that much with ticket prices being what they are) and still plenty more that I couldn't quite get my hands on (I made up this list before seeing Philomena so please be aware that I cannot conclusively say Philomena is not the best at everything ever).

It must be said that 2013 was a fantastic year for movies. Certainly, looking back at 2012 when I had trouble even deciding on ten films that felt worthy of being on a Best Of list, it has surpassed even my depleted expectations. But what was even more impressive was how diverse the lineup of films were - numerous genres feeling accurately represented and a number of ambitious achievements that won't soon be forgotten.

List making is an inherently difficult task because there's little chance that your personal preferences won't vary as films age and tastes change. But this year, looking at my lineup, I feel confident that I've narrowed down ten films that I confidently love (and another ten that I greatly admire) that will stay with me long after the year is over. So here are ten runners-up (ranked alphabetically) and my top ten favorite films of the year. Enjoy!


2013 Primetime Emmy Ballot.

Emmy nominations come tomorrow and it is time for my yearly tradition of writing up my personal picks so I can be filled with righteous indignation when the Academy disagrees tomorrow. It is truly what keeps the world turning.

Below are my picks in most of the major categories (unless I really didn't feel knowledgeable of enough of the submissions) and a few extras I've decided to include. Winners are pictured and any runner-up is noted in italics. In a few instances, I've gone beyond the official submissions of each show, but sometimes you just have to stick up for what you believe and if I don't defend what is right then who will? Enjoy, if you will.


Dream Oscar Ballot 2012

One of the most unpredictable yet strangely disinteresting Oscar races gets into full gear tomorrow when the nominations are finally announced. I say finally despite the fact that they're coming early because so many of the contenders seemed like sure things the minute they went into production. Was the world ever not going to bow at the feet of an Abraham Lincoln biopic created by Steven Spielberg and Tony Kushner starring Daniel Day-Lewis?

Not that many of these choices are bad (or even close to it) yet there's lots of opportunities for exciting choices and perhaps just as many chances for disappointment. This year, more than ever, my own picks seem particularly far from the Academy's realm. Which is not to do a disservice to their choices, but to say that this year the typical Oscar fare by-and-large didn't do it for me. On the other hand, a number of under the radar films took me by surprise and found themselves popping up regularly throughout my list.

Coinciding the two is hard yet I have one basic rule: if I'm stuck between a film/performance that I admire on a technical level and one I connect with on a personal one - I'll likely choose the latter. After all, these are my choices, and who knows how long they'll stick. Some decisions were particularly grueling (Jessica Chastain and Jennifer Lawrence might be my two favorite actresses to emerge in the last few years, yet I had to choose against both of them here, although they each have taken a win from me before) and others entirely simple (the Supporting Actor category is a wasteland with only one performance I can genuinely say I'm passionate about making it an easy victory).

Each category runs between 5-6 nominees (you can never have too much) and has a bolded winner and italicized runner-up (because why not?). Most of my categories follow Oscar territory until the end where I have fun and throw in my own for good measure. Agree or disagree as you wish. Read along and enjoy!


The Best Films of 2012.

After all is said and done, I don't know if 2012 was a great year for movies. People keep telling me it was and yet as I look over everything I watched, there is much more in the middling-to-good category than the great one. This year's Oscar frontrunners exemplify that. Hardly a bad film among them (although one or two are close) but very few films to get passionate about.

Updating the blog kind of fizzled out for me over the second half of the year, but I saw no less films than I normally do. Overall, between theaters, DVDs and the persistent glory of Netflix, I saw about 80~ films compared to last year's 90. Hardly a quiet year, but as I compiled this list, there were few films I felt absolutely rushing to write about.

But it wasn't a bad year. And this list, filled with films I nonetheless do feel passionate about, showcases that fact. It actually ended up being semi-difficult to whittle it down to merely ten (with five runners-up because you can never have too many). List making is fun, but ultimately useless, especially looking back. Sometimes it has its purposes - my last two #1's, Drive and Black Swan, still remain films I love - but things sometimes get murkier. Last year, The Artist made my #5, and in the time since I have hardly felt compelled to go back and rewatch it even once. While my Top 5 here seem the most solid and filled with films I feel will only increase in stature with time, that caveat tells you all you need to know. And so, with that, enjoy.


Paranorman - B+

Is "animated children's horror" a film genre yet? If not, we should probably consider it. In the past decade we've seen films such as Coraline, Monster House and as many Tim Burton contributions (Corpse Bride, and later this year, Frankenweenie) that serve up gentle kid's humor amidst the kind of scares that their parents might also find themselves cowering from. This summer comes Paranorman, perhaps one of the best examples yet for the genre, which takes an amalgamation of horror tropes (zombie film, ghost story, throw in some witches) and turns it into effective animated fare that may be too much for younger children, but will entertain the older ones and their parents more than many other family films this summer.

Paranorman comes from the same studio, and some of the same talent, that brought us 2009's Coraline. A stop motion delight in a similar vein, Coraline used its beautiful animation to explore the fantastical heights of its surreal story in a way that could both frighten and appeal to children. If Paranorman doesn't quite reach those same heights, it uses a similar approach to enlighten its material and comes out almost as successful.

Brave - B-

Over the last 17 years, the Pixar brand has come to stand for quality. Audiences rely on the studio to turn out extravagantly animated and emotionally satisfying works that have consistently stuck out in a sea of big studio animated fare. Across the theater from Brave, you'll notice another Madgascar film, in a few weeks you will be delivered the inexplicable fourth installment in the Ice Age franchise. These films build their popularity on lame pop culture voice figures and brassy inoffensive animation.

Pixar has managed to keep its pedigree intact even as its last offering, Cars 2, was by and far its most substandard effort. Brave certainly does not flounder its reputation and will likely remain one of the most beautifully animated features you'll see this summer, but most interestingly, Brave does not live up to the narrative standards Pixar has set for itself. For once, you might start to wonder if you missed the Dreamworks logo before the start of the film.

The studio came under fire a couple years back for never having a female protagonist center one of its films. Brave seeks to correct that and then some. Merida, the young Princess of a Scottish kingdom, is a checklist of free-spirited feminine action heroines. Yet she is something kind of miraculous, with her stern attitude and Katniss-like penchant for archery. Merida's scorched red locks, consisting of 3000 individually sketched curls, are worth the price of admission alone.

To Rome with Love - C-

Every Woody Allen film seems destined to conjure the same question: can he make them like he used to? Some will point to his successes in the last decade (Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Match Point among them) to say yes. Others say no; that his films have merely retread on his earlier, better material and that the once inspired filmmaker has simply run out of fresh ideas. Those people are exaggerating, but Allen's latest film, To Rome With Love, won't do anything to disperse that mindset.

To Rome With Love finds the director following up last year's surprise mainstream success, Midnight in Paris, with a dull, uninspired and often tedious mish-mash of similar tales. If Paris captured the aura of its city and the potential fantasy it held, Rome uses the beauty of its setting as a distraction from the stale plots that litter it. It follows an anthology of four (and a half, really) tales of Americans and Italians in the romantic city, dealing with its culture, customs, and romantic entanglements.

But if these are the kinds of tales Allen was inspired to write about the city, he must not have looked hard enough. Each parable is half-baked, under-conceived and often annoying. Many of the tales amount to one single joke stretched out past the point of durability. Allen himself appears in an extended skit in which his daughter Hayley (Alison Pill, with nothing to do) introduces him to her boyfriend's parents. Allen and his wife, the film's MVP Judy Davis, become taken with their daughter's future father-in-law when they discover his beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, he can only sing in the shower, and that one lame bit of physical humor amounts to the entirety of the plot.


2012 Emmy Award Picks.

It wouldn't be an awards season without obsessively making my own picks. The Emmy nominations come out this week, and there are a lot of opportunities for them to get things right, but perhaps just as many pitfalls along the way. Shows likely to be honored like The Big Bang Theory and Boardwalk Empire continue to not live up to any such hype for me, and even the likely big winner Modern Family has stopped being one of my favorite comedies. So instead, I offer my own selections, many will show up, but others will likely not. So it goes.

I'm keeping my picks to what was actually submitted to the Emmys and where. I may not agree with who is a lead vs. supporting, or what is a comedy vs. drama, but I'll humor them. That's also why a show like Sherlock is nowhere here when it might have been everywhere because it is technically a miniseries to them. When I looked back over my choices, I noticed that at least half of them are repeats from years before. By no means was this a lackluster TV season, and it was hard to cut some shows out, but for the most part, my favorites in each category continued to deliver, even in the case of my two picks for the best shows on television.


Prometheus - B-

If Prometheus lands one superlative, it'll likely be summer 2012's most divisive release. Rarely has a film been so compelling and occasionally ingenious while simultaneously being complete and utter drivel. Decades after Ridley Scott struck fear into the hearts of viewers with Alien, he's back in a similar vein with the strange hybrid prequel-sequel-standalone that is Prometheus. Whether he's as successful is up for debate.

It's 2089. (Of course it is.) A team of scientists discover an ancient star map recreated in the ruins of several different ancient civilizations. Intrigued, the group convince a wealthy (and soon-to-be deceased) CEO to fund their mission to a foreign planet in hopes of discovering the secrets behind the hidden message they believe they've found. After a two year journey, the team discovers more than they bargained for on the new planet, a land in which plot inconsistencies and nonsensical character decisions flourish among the sand storms.

What they find on the new planet is often horrifying in a way that few science fiction films are willing to go these days. Leave it to Scott, who so memorably took us down this same path back in the day, to capture the dark, slimy atmosphere of this new land, and slowly expose it to the unsuspecting humans in a way that makes the audience's skin crawl. Prometheus flourishes visually; vast landscapes combine with the tight quarters of the ship to create a singularly terrifying vision.

Snow White and the Huntsman - B-

The fairy tale boom of the past few years makes more sense than you might realize. As familiar as these stories are, there is still something thrilling about hearing an old tale turn on its head. And Snow White seems ripe for the picking, so much so that it inspired two films this year alone. Of course, our newfound cinematic cynicism means that the film must be a gloomier affair, but Snow White succeeds on its willingness to stay true to the tale that inspired it even as it descends into overly familiar territory.

The smartest decision the film makes is to assume the audience has heard most of it before. No time is wasted getting into the action, as Snow White (Kristen Stewart) is captured by the evil Queen Ravenna (Charlize Theron) in the film's opening sequences, and escapes soon after. In another film, this might have been bogged in exposition, but the script here wastes no time in telling you what you've likely already heard at your bedside as a child.


The Avengers - B-

Under the mountains of hype, it's hard to remember that there's a movie behind The Avengers and not just a global marketing event. With guaranteed blockbuster earnings from the moment it was greenlit, it would have been easy for the crew behind the film, led by Joss Whedon, to simply phone it in. With a team this talented, Whedon has avoided that, creating a feature that is as cleverly constructed as it is pure spectacle. But with the expectations as it were, it's hard not to see The Avengers as a slight cut above the rest and not quite the genre redefining piece it might have been.

Jumping off the numerous tentpoles that have populated theaters in the past few years (multiple Hulk films, Iron Man, and last year's one-two punch of mediocrity, Thor and Captain America), there's much ground for the film to cover. But even so, the film's opening acts get bogged down in mountains of exposition, and the pacing for assembling the team gets lost in the anticipation. Yet things kick into gear in the halfway point when our team - the aforementioned joined by the underdeveloped Black Widow and Hawkeye - finally come together aside the bombastic set pieces we've been waiting for.